SISTER RANDY'S CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONS

By confessing your sins through Sister Randy's on-line confessional, you hereby agree to relinquish all claim to said sins and permit Sister Randy (and representatives) to shamelessly exploit your sins in any manner whatsoever.

If you'd like to confess your sins then please e-mail Sister Randy at the following address: SisterRandy(AT)gmail(DOT)com

Master Baiterman
Edvard the Munch
Sweet Trooth
Stinky Pew
Is Human Life Really Priceless?
Narcissistic, Hermaphroditic Fantasy
I Found the Holy Spirit in a Bottle of Gin
Tickled Pink (by flies)
Candy Smuggler
Ripped off the Tooth Fairy (and my sister)
Bloody Hell
Slap Happy
Miss Bev the Inarticulate Compulsive Thief
Sorry I Had a Fit
Horny Homo
Spastic Alligator
Forbidden Fruit
Hot for Sister Randy
Vegetarian Arsonist
Animal Lover
Lying Bastard
Fish Murderer

ENDORSEMENTS:

"Why didn't I think of it!" -- The Pope
"This will definitely make my job a lot easier!" -- God